Jackpot

Today I scored about 800 lbs of boneless, skinless chicken from a wrecked truck. My neighbor runs a towing business, so I only had to go across the street to pick it up. The truck was carrying chinese food. I also scored a couple boxes of broccoli and a box of fortune cookies. I can hardly wait to see what my 350 fortunes are. The dogs already know that their fortunes have improved! Mary, the skinny old dog who has become a picky eater, was happy to eat as much chicken as I would give her.